Timmie Dog Spa: Butt

Should I sniff her butt? Will she mind if I sniff her butt? What will it say about me if I sniff his butt? Maybe I’m gay? Should I question sniffing butts so much? Do other dogs sniff as many butts as I do? How many butts have I sniffed this week? I’m guessing it’s a lot if I’m questioning it so much. I love sniffing butts. I need to sniff one right now. There aren’t any around. I have to get a hold of myself. Who am I kidding? I need a butt and I need it now. Now. Good god. Am I living a life that’s guided by butt sniffing? I am. My parent’s warned me. I didn’t listen. Like a cheap tramp. A whore. I’m a butt-sniffing whore. What if I tried to cut down? Nothing heavy. Just a few sniffs a day. I can do that. I know I can. I’ve done it before. But do I really want to? I mean, that’s what we do. We sniff butts. No one looks down on me for it. There was that guy who gave me a look while I was in mid-sniff. Who is he to judge me for sniffing a butt? Maybe I’m just being paranoid. I get like that when I haven’t sniffed a butt. I’ll stop cold turkey. But not now. The fever’s too strong. A wiff will get me through the night. Just one, heartfelt inhale of the poodle across the street and I’ll be satisfied. I love how she resists at first and then sticks it out with reckless abandon. What a slut. Wait. Why is she a slut? I’m the one going in there. That coy little look she gives me when she walks down the street. Oh, I’m sniffing that butt. Count on it.

Advertising Agency: DDB Canada, Toronto, Canada
Creative Director: Andrew Simon
Art Director: Paul Riss
Copywriter: Matt Antonello
Illustrator: Rachel Riordan
Photographer: Frank Hoedl
Typography: Paul Riss, Rachel Riordan
Published: March 2008

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9 comments

Frits Harkema's picture
Frits Harkema
713 pencils

Great. It's a dog, but he talks like man. Where did you brilliant creatives come up with that notion? You could make whole feature films about it. Or books with stories.

krautland's picture
krautland
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I think the strategy is more one of "your dog gets just as depressed as you if it only gets to lie around"...

Chenpion's picture
Chenpion
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Hey. It should be "whiff", not "wiff".

I must admit, I'm a bit surprised to see spelling mistakes in ads from a country where English is the official language.

Interesting idea and I like the typography used.

Anurag Sahu's picture
Anurag Sahu
102 pencils

Not bad...considering the fact that - it can be arduous to sell a brand that gives spa treatments to dags ...oww dogs that is !!! (lol reminds me of the dog in Snatch)

Oh well common dags can spell whiff as wiff ! rofl

Zeus's picture
Zeus
912 pencils

hehehehehehehe

Anurag Sahu's picture
Anurag Sahu
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"some one" i see is having fun !!! Guys don't you think advertising is about having fun ! I mean usually the replies here are like "yes" "no" "interesting Idea"

LeeHarvey's picture
LeeHarvey
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A spa for dogs......
ANYTHING goes.

shoot's picture
shoot
36 pencils

copy is too long.

shoot's picture
shoot
36 pencils

but it's funny. really.

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