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Crotch

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March 2008
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Oh god. I just spent three quarters of my day licking myself. I just sit here, with a bowl of water, some toys and my urges – lonely one minute and satisfied the next. Such a wicked paradox. I need to get out. I need to meet people. But I’m happy this way. It feels good. So good. But my crotch shouldn’t define me. Was it the way I was raised? Did my dad bury his face in his crotch for hours on end? Not dad. I never smelt it on his breath. Well maybe once, but I can’t be sure that was crotch. The guy ate garbage like it was going out of style. But really, some pages are better left unturned. Am I the only one? I doubt it. That Rottweiler probably treats his nether regions like a buffet. Look at me. I’m justifying my lack of discipline by making up stories about other dogs I don’t even know. I need a drink. Then I need to lick my crotch. More like want. Is that selfish? Self-pleasuring myself for half a day? Screw it. I’m going in. If my owner could do it, he would. So it’s perfectly natural. Isn’t it? I need a distraction. That ball looks okay. Oh crap. I need something new. Something that doesn’t involve my crotch. It’s all I’ve got. My walker’s cool, but I can’t lick his crotch. It’s gonna take everything I’ve got to make it through the night. Just one night.

Advertising Agency: DDB Canada, Toronto, Canada
Creative Director: Andrew Simon
Art Director: Paul Riss
Copywriter: Matt Antonello
Illustrator: Rachel Riordan
Photographer: Frank Hoedl
Typography: Paul Riss, Rachel Riordan

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mxaxm's picture
mxaxm
Activity Score 2

I love these ads and just posted on my blog Dog Art Today (with a link to you). Thanks for the transcription of the dogs' thought bubbles. Hilarious.

http://dreamdogsart.typepad.com/art/2008/09/timmie-dog-spa-ads.html

efox5's picture
efox5
Activity Score 85

who read the whole copywrite? Tell me what it is trying to say

Ed Mintone's picture
Ed Mintone
Activity Score 585

Oh god. I just spent three quarters of my day licking myself. I just sit here, with a bowl of water, some toys and my urges – lonely one minute and satisfied the next. Such a wicked paradox. I need to get out. I need to meet people. But I’m happy this way. It feels good. So good. But my crotch shouldn’t define me. Was it the way I was raised? Did my dad bury his face in his crotch for hours on end? Not dad. I never smelt it on his breath. Well maybe once, but I can’t be sure that was crotch. The guy ate garbage like it was going out of style. But really, some pages are better left unturned. Am I the only one? I doubt it. That Rottweiler probably treats his nether regions like a buffet. Look at me. I’m justifying my lack of discipline by making up stories about other dogs I don’t even know. I need a drink. Then I need to lick my crotch. More like want. Is that selfish? Self-pleasuring myself for half a day? Screw it. I’m going in. If my owner could do it, he would. So it’s perfectly natural. Isn’t it? I need a distraction. That ball looks okay. Oh crap. I need something new. Something that doesn’t involve my crotch. It’s all I’ve got. My walker’s cool, but I can’t lick his crotch. It’s gonna take everything I’ve got to make it through the night. Just one night.

Frits Harkema's picture
Frits Harkema
Activity Score 713

A dog spa. No doubt the biggest money maker of the agency.

krautland's picture
krautland
Activity Score 3216

it may very well be a scam client but I kind of like the thought.

JAG's picture
JAG
Activity Score 166

Cute dogs, copy tedious. Wouldn't send my dog to a spa with these pervert dogs.

Ed Mintone's picture
Ed Mintone
Activity Score 585

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Sharp's picture
Sharp
Activity Score 216

Are you guys sure you got this approved by the client this time?

theanc's picture
theanc
Activity Score 2783
shoot's picture
shoot
Activity Score 36

ehhh... it's lame. i didnt even finished reading it.

sakku79's picture
sakku79
Activity Score 27

better he would join in Holiwood!! as a script writter.........

mxaxm's picture
mxaxm
Activity Score 2

I love these ads and just posted on my blog Dog Art Today (with a link to you). Thanks for the transcription of the dogs' thought bubbles. Hilarious.

http://dreamdogsart.typepad.com/art/2008/09/timmie-dog-spa-ads.html

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