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The Orange Apple: Eye boner

The Orange Apple: Eye boner
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The brief was The Orange Apple retouching is exciting to the eye.

Advertising Agency: DDB Canada, Vancouver, Canada
Creative Directors: Dean Lee, Cosmo Campbell
Art Director: Chris Moore
Copywriter: Jarrod Banadyga
Photographer: The Orange Apple
Retouching: The Orange Apple
Published: May 2009

106 Comments

bknowlden's picture 3676 pencils

so gross.

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And what about the right eye? He is impotent?

opridai's picture 9 pencils

Fantastic .... Keep it up!

Gearbox's picture 120 pencils

Ewwww, horrible. Was this the first thing they thought of?

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that's disgusting

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horrible taste

federo's picture 779 pencils

oh my god

you had the chance to shine... you did´nt shine
you put a dick in a face

martois's picture 67 pencils

I laughed out loud when I read this comment, my sentiments entirely, fair play to the agency for having the 'balls' to upload it, give em a big hand ;-)

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It's a pennis in the eye.

tenagros's picture 2 pencils

It's a dick in the eye. Oh my God.

beigedogg13's picture 84 pencils

One eyed willy!

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WHAT THE FUCKA!!!!!!!!!!
SHIIT, WITHOUT ONE END!

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That is fucking disgusting

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looks like a penis.

proverbialthought's picture 290 pencils

Looks like an erect penis. Probably on purpose. I guess the underlying message here was, "Our retouching will leave you f**ked in the head!"

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Terrible !!!!
Bizzarr
Horrible!

www.yoshirosans.blogspot.com's picture 516 pencils

Si a nadie le gusta lo que ve, ¿por qué va a gustarle la marca?
no, no,

Yoshiro

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i just feel bad for the retoucher

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the only way for this to be worse is to make the guy hitler...seriously, WTF??

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I'm thinking George Bush.

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Funny you say that. The original comp had Hitler in it, but then we asked ourselves: is Hitler with a sweet eye-rection too much? Are we taking this too far?

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It would work for KY campaign: "Oh my God! It slip through the other side!"

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Why is there only one eye? The guy is a pirate or something? Willy the One-Eye-Dick Pirate

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"Doctor, I think there is something in my eye..."

Ad_Man's picture 832 pencils

so far the best comment. haha!
the ad? disgusting.

Think it for a while.
Then, in anytime, it will come to your mind as an idea.

Emran Hayat's picture 832 pencils

lolzzzz... cant stop my self laughing.u such a joka dude :op

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm

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Don't fu**** up your vision. See a doctor.

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"Boing!"

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LOL

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O velho truque do olho duro.

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Easily one of the worst I've seen on here. Lowbrow and crass. It's like student work, only worse.

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"The brief was The Orange Apple retouching is exciting to the eye."

did u really have to take the brief so seriously?

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why just one eyerection??????

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Horroroso!

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Eye Boner. I really hope that posting this was cathartic.

Chunk's picture 32 pencils

Funny in a 'schoolboy giggle' way - but an awful, awful ad. Should have stuck this on the wall of your office.. in the 'stupid ideas' section. Not on the interweb.

I find it imposssible to believe that DDB Canada would bother actually making it.

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ohhhhhh!.......this is ads for doctor vijana. ha>>>ha

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ojo de pene o pene de ojo

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Seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if people lose their jobs over this ad.

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Oy, Canada...

ginu's picture 140 pencils

Horrible, ughhhhh......

Notorious's picture 628 pencils

yuck

outsmart me, if you can

stitchy's picture 721 pencils

this is by far the most hated ad EVER!

vanburnvinit's picture 95 pencils

Sponsored by Viagra eye drops........ disgusting ad though!!!!!! bad!

ginu's picture 140 pencils

Ivan, can you please remove this F'n thing out here....

Devilfish's picture 6 pencils

Haah...a substitute in case nature's endowment doesn't work!!

vurtomatic's picture 370 pencils

My eye,
my eye!

Spare us!

Adaddicted's picture 3417 pencils

This could be Chris Moore's reaction ; P

withalltherespects

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Not surprisingly that was my reaction.

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This is not an add this is shit

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So that's what "skullf******" looks like.

drunk dave's picture 1066 pencils

If you look at the scamps in the back you'll see this is their best idea... scary huh?

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Eeeeeew!!!

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take it in your ass!

MangoBomb's picture 4 pencils

If you experience an eye erection lasting more than four hours...

Just what we needed — another penis joke. And actually not a very good showcase for retouching talent either.

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Worst print ever....

Emanresu's picture 1563 pencils
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If I had to photo manipulate a phallus--or even try and push an idea such as this through the conceptual stage--I would quit. What confuses me is that this Digital Imaging group has some pretty nice pieces. I guess it goes to show that a nice image can only go so far if there is no idea to push it. I wonder if the people who were behind this ad and idea drive around in a car with no tires.

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Por el amor de Dios quiten esto !!! jaaa

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10 year old boy scouts like this one.

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That is the retoucher looking at his own work. When I met him, he seemed so arrogant and into himself that I'm sure his entire body goes erect when gawks at his portfolio!

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By the looks of it DDB came up with the idea and not the retoucher, and as gross as it may be it seems to be doing a pretty good job at getting attention. I have also met the retoucher and did not get that impression, if anything it's comments like this that are arrogant.

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I thought it was funny, but I did it. So I guess that would make sense.

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The Brief said something like this:

Make something so bad and gross that it will make everybody in AOTW mad so then we can laugh at the comments they write.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

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Mad? This is making people mad? Really?

surrupu's picture 25 pencils

I am not sure if mad is the word I was looking for. English is my third language so I don´t know it so well yet.

hambre

Wordnerd's picture 6617 pencils

yes it is. funny some bad ads are getting so many comments. although i don't like it, i wonder if it is even bad. there are so called great ideas that people don't give a shit about

CurryJ's picture 959 pencils

Holllllyyyy Shiiiiiit!!!

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I think; therefore I am

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best comment rver!

"you had the chance to shine... you did´nt shine
you put a dick in a face"

adsoftheworld should create a new category of "best comment of the month"

g

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So his head is the ball(s). yuck.

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I did not have sexual relations with that eye

Monica L.

pedrocajueiro's picture 28 pencils

Grosseiro, de mau gosto.

el d1eg0's picture 417 pencils
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Your parents must be so proud.

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Apparently the photos are not that great. The dick didn't come.

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I can see how this would be an advantage in some cases. Screw and lick all at the same time.

Shit-ass ad idea, though.

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i bet ladies would like that... its close to the mouth... double action!

patUDAY's picture 356 pencils

These comments are really creative. Work??? Worst than shit.

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patUDAY's picture 356 pencils

This is actual 'CHAKSHU-CHODAN'.

UDAYpatwardhan@+91 22 98206 54722

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i liked this word 'CHAKSHU-CHODAN'.

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i liked this word 'CHAKSHU-CHODAN'. goes with the ad......haha

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q merda é essa!!!

elmago's picture 177 pencils

Holy mother of God!! I almost pissed my pants with all the comments. So funny!!!
The ad: probably the worst I ever seen! The guy must have been thinking with his lower head when he thought of this.

Readymade72's picture 20 pencils

Nope.

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The writer on this should go back to the prairie town he came from.

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What the Fk ?......DDShit

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I didn't know frat boys purchased retouching services. Surely the only target market for this....

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you need to cover it with a condom, nyahahahha, the eye's going to ejaculate . . . . good one!

Jayybi

tacaz0n's picture 64 pencils

The result of an untreated Pink Eye infection.

tacaz0n's picture 64 pencils

This ad made my eye boner shrink.

talkingisfree's picture 1820 pencils

WTF?????

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Okay, so you've shown us a concept for eye-popping imagery which was really gross. Please don't do a sequel to this for 'eye opening' imagery. I will be equally disgusted.

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Imagine the eye after the erection

bad astronaut's picture 550 pencils

That is so wrong that I laughed. It is disgusting but it's nice to see a warped ad like that.

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looks like a penis!

Wordnerd's picture 6617 pencils

Haahahahahhaaaaaa! Good one!

ashish.kalpund's picture 42 pencils

wtf? so gross!!!!

Emran Hayat's picture 832 pencils

Sorry dude... surgery went wrong. now u can clearly look inside vagina world.

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm

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Crap-o-la. A two minute job, just like the time it takes those DDB frat boys to play 'cum on a cookie' when they aren't coming up with shit like this. Not worth the electricity used to make it.

Not so much disgusting as just plain pointless. An insult and embarrassment to DDB Canada.

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Great! For the Photoshop Disasters' site.

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Why didn't someone say "Epic Fail" somewhere in the comments? I'm a little let down by this. The work is so worthy of that cherished internet meme.

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pico en el ojo

XD

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what happens if a woman looks at rethouched pic? an eyevagina?

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I think its funny. I also think it's ironic that all these people putting this ad down for being a sophmoric dick joke, are resorting to sophmoric dick jokes themselves.

At least it got some attention.

O. Nofal's picture 196 pencils
bslayout's picture 37 pencils

OMG!!

-10

a_vision_z

Boxey's picture 8882 pencils

So wrong in all the wrong ways.

aldric.abvg_adsoftheworld's picture 2 pencils

Cock eyed Joe?... smh

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