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Joseph Campbell's picture
Joseph Campbell
230 pencils

The Squid and the Hottie.
Samantha slinked down to the Whoreroom to check on the local whores. Encountering Quincy the Squid, she licked her lips and said "Delicious!" Quincy flopped into his Aeron chair and placed a call. "Yes. Can I speak with Carlos? This is Quincy...Yes, I'll hold. Sigh." Quincy fiddled with the window fan with tentacle #3. Tentacle #6 was tracing a well-hidden yet slimy silhouette of Samantha's remarkable belly onto a yellow legal pad he held in his squid lap. "Hey, Carlos. Yeah, she's here. Hmmm. You sure? Ok. Later." Quincy stands behind his desk. "Well?" Tentacle #2 Trembles slightly. Samantha sits on the edge of the desk, her remarkable belly barely brushing tentacle #7. Her lips part, revealing her rather large teeth. "Yummy!" she purrs. Quincy looks at the ground. "Sigh. Let me get the bread crumbs, then." He turns and slides down the hall. Samantha looks at the whore list and giggles.

We'll reconvene at 10.

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I've decided I hate signatures.

ivan's picture
ivan

clap clap

Ivan Raszl, admin of AotW

drizae's picture
drizae
503 pencils

I'm confused but so drawn to you.

Fail Harder.

msred's picture
msred
491 pencils

ill pay for 5 minutes of your time.

Joseph Campbell's picture
Joseph Campbell
230 pencils

You never have to pay. My time is yours.

We'll reconvene at 10.

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I've decided I hate signatures.

act's picture
act
535 pencils

bad pirated version of the other 'way cooler' PS2 ads.

Rog's picture
Rog
6094 pencils

get... oh, forget it.

>>>> That's not an ad. THIS is an ad.

Sven Gali's picture
Sven Gali
845 pencils

ineffective ad--two much work to translate

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