MTV: I kept crying

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Advertising Agency: This is a thing, Italy
Art Director: Federico Pepe
Photographer: Pierpaolo Ferrari

February, 2007


Joseph Campbell's picture
Joseph Campbell
230 pencils

It wasn't long before the tiny bottle of Arab tears began to grow. I had to remove them from the bottle. I called my mom into my room. "Do you have a larger container for these?" I pleaded. She laughed and laughed and patted my tiny head. "Son, I know you're too stupid to understand this, but your father and I are getting divorced. He met some Haitian girl. The prick." I looked at her as she picked something green and gummy from her yellow teeth. I craved spinach and love.

We'll reconvene at 10.


I've decided I hate signatures.

ellehcimeo's picture
3516 pencils

the haitians are simply irresistible. i always submit.

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