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Mars Chilled: Dickless

Mars Chilled: Dickless
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Agency: Colenso BBDO, Auckland, New Zealand
Creative Director:Richard Maddocks
Art director: Lisa Fedyszyn, Jonathan McMahon
Copywriter: Jonathan McMahon, Lisa Fedyszyn
Photographer: Mat Baker
Retouchers: Berrin Moody, Carl Baker, Michael Currie
Account Director: Katrina Ingham
Account Manager: Lucy Pilkington

Comments

Nyxx's picture 10 pencils

sad...
Now, I don't know if this... copulation :P between Mars and the concept of "chilled" should be depicted like... this
Can be tricky.

bknowlden's picture 3435 pencils

Nice thought, but it should look like a small package, not a woman's...
--
brandon

www.the12poundpackage.com

addyhoch10's picture 2603 pencils

i also like the idea behind it.
but... a camel toe??? Ugh! Overdone

jennywhx's picture 1144 pencils

somebody tell me what is about this product? and what's about this ad
i don't understand...

rainman's picture 257 pencils

shrinkage

drizae's picture 502 pencils

George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?

Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?

George: No.

Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...

Elaine: It shrinks?

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

Elaine: Why does it shrink?

George: It just does.

Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

Fail Harder.

kc_brock's picture 694 pencils

classic seinfeld. nice.

here's your new tag:
mars bars gives you a vagina

rd

jennywhx's picture 1144 pencils

Thank you so much for your explanation. hahaha.
i am a women, instead of, girl. and i do know about shrinkage..haha.just i doesn't think of it.
....btw.what a point of selling...? will u still eat this? i don't want my bf to. hha

kre8's picture 993 pencils

i think this is a cool ad.
the photography is a bit up-front and 'in your face', might have been better in situ.
otherwise, nice idea!

skaroline's picture 52 pencils

ok now, honestly, would you men still eat this Mars after seeing this?

ps: women do know about shrinking..., sadly...

LAZ's picture 290 pencils

it made me laugh..

screw strategy. its fun! :)

/LAZ

theassailante's picture 234 pencils

i think its stupid.
most wont get it anyway

aj's picture 168 pencils

man, i dont want to bite into that bar! if it made my penis smaller, its quite understandable, but this one makes it a vagina!
thank u mars, but i dont intend to go for a sex change as yet.

Skor's picture 210 pencils

Me no understand this ad!

drizae's picture 502 pencils

Generally, when men are in water, or their genetalia experience something cold, they tend to shrink.
So the guy is eating something cold, and it looks like the budgie smuggler's bird has flown the coop.

Fail Harder.

Skor's picture 210 pencils

Oh that part I totally got... shrinkage-aware..!

I kinda didnt get the connect, cos first I thought it was for Mars Ice cream bars... but since it's not,
I kinda lost track as to what they were trying to sell.. I dunno if it really sells Mars, or the damn
fridge that made it so cold in the first place..!!! bastard fridges !!!

Demme's picture 30 pencils

made me laugh.

aren't most chocolates targeting women anyway (stereotypes and all)?

i feel like getting a mars bar now.

addyhoch10's picture 2603 pencils

watch out! it hasn't been tested on women yet...

addyhoch10's picture 2603 pencils

is there actually such thing as mars chilled?
me too i only know mars ice cream.
is it just another "rainshoe"?
or is this supposed to be some kind of serving suggestion?

btw, when i googled mars chilled i found this delicious 'recipe':
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar

Skor's picture 210 pencils

Mars chilled = Mars, chilled... like made cold.. like in a freezer...

addyhoch10's picture 2603 pencils

yeah ok i got it. the logo just made me think it was a new mars bar (something like mars ice cream)

Skor's picture 210 pencils

They should do ads for Deep fried Mars bars..

the greatest recipe to date..!!!

Absolute heaven..!!!

Skor's picture 210 pencils

and yea, just got the logo bit.. your right.. looks like a new product

Kanti's picture 48 pencils

I'd be more worried about being beaten up by a decent Kiwi bloke for wearing Speedo's than any "shrinkage problems"

Rohit Mallela's picture 2 pencils

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Philip's picture 71 pencils

I think it's really funny!!! You got to have balls to make and ad like this... (hehe)

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