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Wordnerd's picture
Wordnerd
6662 pencils

I dont get it, sry

Brainsugar's picture
Brainsugar
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What I understand, is that you don't feel the condom and you come very slowly.

Wordnerd's picture
Wordnerd
6662 pencils

You are genius! ;)

sloppy4's picture
sloppy4
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ah, no. the tortise doesn't have a shell, doofus. (it's like you don't have any protection on at all.)

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Guest

bahaha! plus not wearing a condom would make you come faster..

TopJeff's picture
TopJeff
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I don't like this one nearly as much as the banana version. This one is just kinda creepy. I mean, I've never thought of my penis as a tortoise.

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joalguvi
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agree, but kinda hard to understand, have to see the whole campaign

sloppy4's picture
sloppy4
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you've never thought of topjeff's penis as a tortise? me neither. i think of it as more of a sea urchin.

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justpassingby
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Jeff, is right. Why a tortoise? it should be something that resembels a knob like a snake (in my case an anaconda), now thats gross but imagine a snake skin without the snake.
Actually that would have worked alot better, to see the skin peeled off without the inside.
So the campaign would be just the banana skin and just the snake skin.
What else?
How about a hot dog bun without the hotdog?

Wordnerd's picture
Wordnerd
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Because the idea is to show some kind of protection and make it very thin. Thats why the tortoise. And thats why the idea doesn't work. neither the banana. the protection shown isn't thin, it doesn't protect anymore. idiotic idea, sorry

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PaulyG_fill in ...
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you beat me to the punch. my thoughts exactly. This turtle is completely without protection. Why would I want my dick to be compared to a poor, helpless turtle that's about to be devoured?

This doesn't communicate the 'thin' message at all. It encourages unprotected sex.

Wordnerd's picture
Wordnerd
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btw: that's a turtle, no tortoise, right?

Brainsugar's picture
Brainsugar
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The two words are OK, I think.

opie's picture
opie
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i'm agree...i think that's a turtle

twelve_noon's picture
twelve_noon
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i think that they should only show the bananas and turtle with their cover and say "some things come protected, others don't". That wouldn't focus on 'thin' but would make more sense...

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sprezatura
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albinic areola

da way i see it is u dont feel da condom n u will never win da race of helping ur gal reach an orgasm

bbchinho's picture
bbchinho
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You guys don't understand the meaning because of chinese culture difference.
Dickhead in chinese is the same meaning of "Turtle Head"
Therefore they use Turtle as the main visual of their Ad.

But i don't think the concept is clear enough for a ultra-thin condom. :)

justpassingby's picture
justpassingby
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turtle head in the west also means the end of your turd.

Now you got yourself an HSBC ad.

Wordnerd's picture
Wordnerd
6662 pencils

Oh. Thanks for that! ;)

KVFN's picture
KVFN
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Doesnt't get the idea, really, you gays.... you won't like to compare your thing to an unprotected turtle...or whatever it is....if you use a condom, is for protection.........what else for?

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Tortoise
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As far as I know, in China tortoise is a symbol for longevity...

Guest's picture
Guest

ya this is cool guys except the turtle is now vulnerable, and makes me think, hey, man, why I could get the chlamydia if this condom that is so thin breaks. So now I dont want to use condoms, or even have sex maybe

Guest's picture
Guest

This is a mysterious creature.

The head and front limbs are of a tortoise, the back part is of a turtle.
Tortoises are generally land creatures, and have lots of scales.
Turtles are semi-aquatic and have flippers for limbs.

That said, the idea doesn't come through.
Does it mean that when I put on the condom, my 'parts' become a tortoise or a turtle?

As far as I know, a tortoise/turtle without a shell - it will die!
So it backfires and says that - death is awaiting me when I use these condoms?

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