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mrtalented
2175 pencils

i suggest that breeding from the beaks will to make it look more like martial movies.

A. J. SMITH's picture
A. J. SMITH
2838 pencils

Breeding? how would you 'breed' from your beak?

I don't understand the words you're saying?

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Guest

Try "bleeding", I think you wanted to say, "bleeding from the beaks will make it look more like (a) martial (arts) movie.

me thinks's picture
me thinks
722 pencils

Doesn’t make sense to me.

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A. J. SMITH
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The bird tried to eat the grasshopper and the grasshopper knocked ten bells of shit out of it; because its grasshoppers martial arts school.

You seriously didn't get that?

Whats the matter with you?

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ellehcimeo
3522 pencils

no call to be rude Bear Trappers Hat.

A. J. SMITH's picture
A. J. SMITH
2838 pencils

Fair enough ellehcimeo.

I apologise.

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sold
3219 pencils

and...??

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PaulyG_fill in ...
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what does this mean??? We're no longer easy prey, or the pigeon?

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philippertl
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a grasshopper kicked the pigeons ass.

ellehcimeo's picture
ellehcimeo
3522 pencils

are you sure? i thought the pigeon landed on the grasshoper after being karate chopped by the blade of grass in the previous ad.

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JPWrites
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Lemember, it is not the size of the glasshopper in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the glasshopper. Pigeon, easy meat.

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A. J. SMITH
2838 pencils

Why do you keep spelling remember 'Lemember'?

Can you please explain?

PaulyG_fill in the blank's picture
PaulyG_fill in ...
1148 pencils

I think you should explain your attitude problem.

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DK
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methinks the bird is rolling with laughter after watching a grasshopper practicing martial arts

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Rog
6094 pencils

The giggle is worth the wait.

>>>> That's not an ad. THIS is an ad.

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osmosis
14 pencils

I like it, but it lacks something.

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Pombooie
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Rockpig: Sadly you're living up to your monika. "Lemember" is a play on the stereotypical Asian mispronunciation of the letter R.

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Pombooie
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Rockpig: Sadly you're living up to your monika. "Lemember" is a play on the stereotypical Asian mispronunciation of the letter R.

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