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Joseph Campbell
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As soon as they plucked his flaccid body from the cross, Georgie announced his intention to seek out every last walnut responsible for his present condition. "But are you not dead, Georgie?" His mother spit a bit of walnut she found hiding in a putrid crevice between two rotting molars. "I'm not dead mother, I am simply visiting the other side for a moment. Trying to get some inside information on the local walnut crops." His mother sucked in through her nose, gathering mucus into the back of her throat. When she spoke, you could hear a bubble of mucus, making her sound eerily like a Fozzie Bear from the Muppet Show. "I think you should just drop this whole walnut fixation, Georgie. It's not good for the village. How many more walnuts have to loose their homes, their lives, their chariots? Who's watching out for the walnuts?" She began a futile pummeling on her son that lasted almost 3 hours. Suddenly, Georgie cracked a joke. Everyone laughed and laughed and headed off to the pub for a few pints. No one spoke of the walnuts again. Georgie would die three months later, the victim of a heretofore undetected peanut allergy.

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I've decided I am seeking solace in the wrong crowds.

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I've decided I hate signatures.

wgeddes's picture
wgeddes
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Joseph Campbell's picture
Joseph Campbell
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Apparently, you do not know me. But I love you nonetheless.

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I've decided I have a say in the matter.

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I've decided I hate signatures.

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Beatboxer
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And the ones who know you... What do they say?

RM's picture
RM
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Get back to work you gimps.

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Mongoose
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Really?

Make the logo Bigger and the black, Darker!

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