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Copy_Can

See, I would assume cows would be happy that you're using Coffee-Mate, since you won't have to squeeze on their utters.

PaulyG_fill in the blank's picture
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my thoughts exactly. This should have been about the cows enjoying their new found freedom. Would have been funnier.

ellehcimeo's picture
ellehcimeo
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don't ask me how i know this, but the cows like to be milked. it relieves the pressure of the milk pushing on them from the inside.
i wonder, do the cows know that if they aren't going to be used for milk, that they will be used as meat? do you think they know?

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ha, good question, and one we may never know the answer to. I didn't know cows enjoyed being milked. I guess it would feel nice to relieve the pressure. Kind of like finally getting to pee after waiting in line at a bar for hours.

Maybe they should have done one with the cows exploding in a big milk explosion, you know, from the pressure build-up. Or have milk squirting out their ears and nose.

I'm only kidding of course. (You've got to say that or the jerks on here will rip you apart).

ellehcimeo's picture
ellehcimeo
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oh ohhh, you may have put the scent out there.

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Cows enjoy being milked? Um, just think about that for a second. Think about the situation they are in. Is it natural? You think they enjoy being attached to a machine? How much milk would they normally be producing, and for whom?

I don't want to start an ethical tirade about the less than virtuous practices of the dairy industry, but I can't let myths like that go unattested. Sorry.

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i didn't mean they like to be forced into pregnancy so they will produce milk. i've seen what they do to the animals. however, to be clear, i was referencing the traditional cow milking by hand. not by the infection causing, puss inducing electric milkers used widely today.

not getting into an ethical tirade with you, just clarifying.

hang-the-dj's picture
hang-the-dj
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Oh okay, my mistake, sorry. I certainly don't want to start any more arguments in here - man, these people will take you down in a heartbeat.

ellehcimeo's picture
ellehcimeo
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i'm glad you wrote what you were thinking. i'm not offended and i hope you aren't either. i don't want to go around all day thinking i know everything. because i don't, though i'm sure sometimes it might sound like i do.
i like a good point and a good argument. let's not hang-the-dj, i want to hear what he'll play next!

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hang-the-dj
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Yes, here's to productive interactions. I'm glad someone around here is confident enough to have a discussion without gettting all defensive and presumptous.

I will say the only words I know that
you'll understand...

ellehcimeo's picture
ellehcimeo
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oh, no! is that from a song? arg. now i'll be thinking of that all day.

hang-the-dj's picture
hang-the-dj
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You're smart enough to work out the song and I guarantee you'll smile when you do.

ellehcimeo's picture
ellehcimeo
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you were right. i am smiling. "I need you, I need you, I need you, I need to make you see..."

Quirky's picture
Quirky
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you mean udders.

bust-four-north's picture
bust-four-north
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Sorry .... I wonder what the planners and clients are saying. I don't get it. Back to work.

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jerks here??? The entire WWF and Animal Rights Groups would stick that hot-branding iron up your ass!

Meanwhile, are those cows into advertising? seems they're into "branding"...

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ellehcimeo's picture
ellehcimeo
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hey brandsugeon!
"into branding" too funny!

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Hey, ell... didn' slee a al las nigh so my brai 's hav ng a proces ing pr bl m. B t the dam ge is 't str ng eno gh to st p me fr m tell ng y u : I'VE MISSED YOU BABE!

Wh re is Min mum?

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ellehcimeo's picture
ellehcimeo
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hi kitten, i think you are trying to fool us, it takes way more effort to avoid hitting keys than it does to do it right. you are funny. i'd buy you an espresso to help you if i could, the good news is it's friday, so you can sleep the entire weekend if you want.

i don't know where Minimum is. he's being coy i think. i can see his name on the bottom left side, so he's here... or he might be busy with a deadline. i prefer coy though.

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Okay. Cuff me. You got me. It actually took me 'bout three minutes extra trying to determine which letters to miss. But hey, we're creative and that's what makes us fun. Well, I got a girl coming over for the weekend, so, yes! I will SLEEP the entire weekend but still end up baggy eyed 'cos no... I won't sleep the entire weekend - if you get what I mean. :D

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Corona Raymaker's picture
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"we're creative and that's what makes us fun"
Well put, surgeon. It's kind of a curse sometimes ... ^^

brandsurgeon's picture
brandsurgeon
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Uh-huh... I know what you mean.

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PaulyG_fill in the blank's picture
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yes ellehcimeo, I think I opened my own can of worms. I take it back, haha.

ellehcimeo's picture
ellehcimeo
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how would you like them? cold, sauteed with a bit of rosemary and olive oil?
i just walked by the second cup under your building and wondered if you would come out and smoke. no one came out by the time i had walked by, slow in the smoke hole today.

PaulyG_fill in the blank's picture
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I just had a smoke about a half hour ago right there actually, with my second cup coffee.

ellehcimeo's picture
ellehcimeo
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weird.

one day, i might walk by and say something like "fill in the blank". that could be our code. or maybe it will get me put in the nice white jackets with buckles.

PaulyG_fill in the blank's picture
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ha, possibly. That would be funny. Just start yellin Pauly G, and I'll come a runnin'!

ellehcimeo's picture
ellehcimeo
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deal.

adroitmachine's picture
adroitmachine
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Lousy photo work.

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yes very bad work, they look like went mad-cow plastic toys,

Rog's picture
Rog
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HOw about this then...

The Cowboy.
His CoffeeMate.
With a nosey calf.

And, if anyone says anything about calves and coffee...

>>>> That's not an ad. THIS is an ad.

Corona Raymaker's picture
Corona Raymaker
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Are these cows badly rendered or why do they look so crappy?

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