jobsintown.de: The Ass-Kisser Project

jobsintown.de: The Ass-Kisser Project
Average: 9 (43 votes)

There are better ways to make career.

Advertising Agency: Scholz & Friends, Hamburg, Germany
Creative Directors: Matthias Schmidt, Gunnar Loeser, Heiko Schmidt
Art Director: Stefan Schabenberger
Copywriter: Lars Lindigkeit
Photographer: Eike Schleef
Other additional credits: Sven Horror
Released: December 2006

40 comments

klaussnow's picture
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klaussnow

oh sweetums you can't beat that.

... its already been done...

ivan's picture
ivan

Huh! Yeah! You can't complain guys, today I brought you boobies, blow job, 3 foot long penis, 50 foot woman and now a giant asshole.

Ivan Raszl, admin of AotW

kre8's picture
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kre8

respek to the ivan!

iwaseem's picture
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iwaseem

Ivan, the porno collection completed today, thanks...

sloppy4's picture
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sloppy4

seems less like an ass kissing than a human enema. bravo in getting this sold however. think the dude shaved his bung before the shoot?

addyhoch10's picture
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addyhoch10

it's just the translation. in german it's "crawling into someone's ass" instead of "kissing someone's ass"

kudos to the balls that got this ass through.

but if there are better ways to make career, why should i crawl into this butt anyway?

sloppy4's picture
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sloppy4

that makes more sense. thanks for ht translation on the translation.

klaussnow's picture
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klaussnow

is it kissing, or more of an ass spelunking?

... its already been done...

copywriter.txt's picture
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copywriter.txt

Looking at the giant ass and at the jobsintown logo, i assume that is the proctologist annual meeting.

kre8's picture
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kre8

apart from the copy missing the word/letter, "a", this is cool.

wgeddes's picture
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wgeddes

go watch Patch Adams and tell me this is original. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0129290/

http://www.freerangerobot.com

cozz20_1's picture
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cozz20_1

what the hell is a ranger obot anyway, ya bum?

addicted2koffee's picture
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addicted2koffee

I thought the same thing. Patch Adams creates a giant pair of open legs around the entrance to the gynecologists convention. But that was 3D and way more confronting. You may need to supply a screen shot or something to prove it to those who haven't seen the film though.

CurryJ's picture
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CurryJ

You know what they say...imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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SummerA's picture
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SummerA

Oh sweet surfing Jesus. I am speechless, I don't know what to say, I can't tell if its good or bad because I'm overwhelmed by it.

Saltsea's picture
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Saltsea

Where is ass-kissing or licking?
this is ass-entering!

ellehcimeo's picture
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ellehcimeo

Asstertainment?
I like it. It's a bit confusing, but I like it.
Regardless of wether it's for ass kissing or ass entering or whatever, it's funny and then disturbing.

fotdot's picture
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fotdot

Very hilarious. Although for a striking image like this I would've imagined more people would react to it before actually walking through it. If you pay attention, not one person is looking up at the banner. hmmmm.... do I smell a nice scam.... me thinks so. But great thought/idea.

kc_brock's picture
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kc_brock

maybe this would be a better entrance for a stay out of prison seminar.

ivan's picture
ivan

Hah! So true.

Ivan Raszl, admin of AotW

cmac's picture
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cmac

I don't like the tagline at all

sakibafridi's picture
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sakibafridi

I want to kiss the guy's ass who sold this to the client.

chinaski's picture
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chinaski

there are many ways of telling something and this is certainly not a good way.
positioning customers as ass lickers and then saying "we turned you into an ass licker, in addition to that, we want your money!"
great (!)

pixelbomb1's picture
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pixelbomb1

i would love to go in there and fart inside.. sorry my mind is in the gutter.

Sincerely,
Arnold Santillan
714-206-2459

whitespace's picture
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whitespace

I thought this would be better used for a gay festival or something.

popdistortion's picture
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popdistortion

Reminds me of 'Honey, I shrunk the kids'.
Very nice work even though the line gets lost in translation.

picturejockey's picture
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picturejockey

Well there may be better ways but none as easy, quick and effective as kissing arse.

http://www.picturejockey.com

Desi's picture
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Desi

Been done before.

purplesimon's picture
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purplesimon

Is this all you can ever type?

truecopy's picture
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truecopy

Nice work. Brave client too..

Naziro's picture
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Naziro

in one word:

Fantastic

iwaseem's picture
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iwaseem

actually in the people here kissing the asshole of the ass, not the ass
i dont like it ;(

roman-schwienbacher.com's picture
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roman-schwienba...

fantastic, absolutly great work ,

teenie's picture
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teenie

Oh, to work in Europe!!!! Lovely, lovely, lovely.

artistdaddy's picture
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artistdaddy

indecent approach, disturbing!

yessir's picture
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yessir

Wretchedness retoucher~~~~~

spotanatomy's picture
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Guest

Why is there a picture of my boss in this ad?

Guest's picture
Guest

This would also make a good ad for KY jelly.

murrey87's picture
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murrey87

I'm sure people would be holding their breath getting into the venue!

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