Submitted by wearmysocks on Wed, 2008-03-19 08:06.
I'll start. Tell his clients which are on retainers that he marks up all expenses by silly amounts, when it's in their contract that he's not allowed to do so?
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Submitted by wearmysocks on Wed, 2008-03-26 11:49.
Damn, all sweet suggestions. Which one to pick? I don't think I could live with myself if I had to act like him though, so can't do the plastic surgery one. I could pay someone else to do that though...hmmm. Laxative one is quick and simple, but he usually buys coffee from a coffee house and brings that into work. I have a feeling that's been done to him before. The Thailand tickets one would be completely in character for him I'm afraid, so wouldn't shock anyone at all.
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
cops may be dumb but posting your intention to kill/main/bankrupt and then going about it is just asking for it, so direct violence is out of the question unless you have an urgent desire to be gangraped in a prison cell.
besides, you have nobody but yourself to blame if you're unhappy.
why do you work where you do if you don't like it? take a chance, leave.
right now you're the one who is getting paid, you thus invite anything that's coming your way.
alas, if you really want to fuck with your boss do good work.
win new clients or and bail, leaving him scrambling to find someone who can keep the business happy. it's much tougher to lose revenue once you have come accustomed to it than to have never had it. if everything good you do dies, put it into your book regardless and bail for greener pastures. (should you be unable to find a job ... well, perhaps the evil man is right to have been angry with you.)
lastly, don't get caught.
remember you always meet twice in life.
If you're in a car crash or something and you lose your sense of humour, should you be allowed to post opinions on the Internetz anymore? I mean, they don't let blind people drive, right?
Submitted by wearmysocks on Tue, 2008-04-22 07:53.
haha! Agreed. You also should not be allowed to drive busses or work in banking, two lines of work which would make people suicidal if they have no sense of humour.
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
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I'll start. Tell his clients which are on retainers that he marks up all expenses by silly amounts, when it's in their contract that he's not allowed to do so?
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Leave NAMBLA flyers and reciepts for tickets to Thailand lying around his desk
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get plastic surgery and replace him?
slip laxative in his coffee before a big meeting?
I take no responsibility for the consequences of your actions.
Damn, all sweet suggestions. Which one to pick? I don't think I could live with myself if I had to act like him though, so can't do the plastic surgery one. I could pay someone else to do that though...hmmm. Laxative one is quick and simple, but he usually buys coffee from a coffee house and brings that into work. I have a feeling that's been done to him before. The Thailand tickets one would be completely in character for him I'm afraid, so wouldn't shock anyone at all.
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Just quit. And then, at least, he's removed from your world.
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cops may be dumb but posting your intention to kill/main/bankrupt and then going about it is just asking for it, so direct violence is out of the question unless you have an urgent desire to be gangraped in a prison cell.
besides, you have nobody but yourself to blame if you're unhappy.
why do you work where you do if you don't like it? take a chance, leave.
right now you're the one who is getting paid, you thus invite anything that's coming your way.
alas, if you really want to fuck with your boss do good work.
win new clients or and bail, leaving him scrambling to find someone who can keep the business happy. it's much tougher to lose revenue once you have come accustomed to it than to have never had it. if everything good you do dies, put it into your book regardless and bail for greener pastures. (should you be unable to find a job ... well, perhaps the evil man is right to have been angry with you.)
lastly, don't get caught.
remember you always meet twice in life.
It's a joke thread. Try not to take everything so seriously!
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
New thread:
If you're in a car crash or something and you lose your sense of humour, should you be allowed to post opinions on the Internetz anymore? I mean, they don't let blind people drive, right?
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"I saw a subliminal ad executive once, but only for a second." - The Wright
www.ryanfox.ca
haha! Agreed. You also should not be allowed to drive busses or work in banking, two lines of work which would make people suicidal if they have no sense of humour.
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.