Diamond Car Wash - updated
As you can see, I'm still struggling with the copy. Initially I thought a simple "we don't do (offer) massage" would say it all (they'd do to your car anything that a real spa would except for the massage part). Then I thought that descrybing the services they offer like they would be for a person would be more "appetizing" and make you want one even for yourself not just for your car. Do I have something good here or should I start over?