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true in so many (wrong) ways
you should've given credit where credit is due...otherwise you sound like a biter, a phony, a fake, a stan. hahahhaha!!!
The words come from Bright Eyes, not you. The least you should've done is put them in quotes.
"You can't hide from the truth because the truth is all there is"
May all beings be free of suffering!
Why did you have to call him out like that? He has said before that the quote comes from Bright Eyes.
You have started off poorly.
guess I missed that part. Please forgive me!
Done. But know this, I'm watching. LOL!
by the way,
there's nothing wrong with "calling anyone out" if it exposes truth
Really? Thanks for letting me know that. I always preferred living in the dark.
What "truth" were you trying to expose? Oh no, someone was quoting a favourite song and didn't put the artist's name on it in a public forum!!! Our very existence teeters on it.
I know they come from them, I just find it a beautiful and true little line of text. It connected to me and is a bit describing of me. If I just wanted to place a line of them under my name I indeed had to quoted them. But it is a description of me so I didn't thought it was needed.
I accept your indirect apolagy lower, and like to say hello. I hate to start on the wrong foot with someone. And to proof I have some lines of my own... http://adsoftheworld.com/blog/minimum/2007/mar/12/yesterday this is a song of mine. Judge it.
...and let the poets cry themselves to sleep. And all their tearfull words would turn back into steam
The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.
However, most people often ask for a simple
explanation of "Marketing."
Here it is:
You're a man and you see a gorgeous woman at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed,"
That's (((Direct Marketing)))
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous woman. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says,"He's fantastic in bed,"
You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her
and get her telephone number. The next day you call
and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed," (((That's
You're at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You get up
and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour
her a drink and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic
in bed," That's (((Public Relations)))
You're at a party and see a gorgeous woman. She walks
up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed,"
That's (((Brand Recognition)))
You're at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You talk
her into going home with your friend - That's a
Your friend can't satisfy her so he calls you - That's
You're on your way to a party when you realize that
there could be gorgeous women in all these houses
you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of
one situated toward the center and shout at the top of
your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's (((Junk
i cant stop laughing, this is very funny. am searching a new career path and sense i am good at selling and convincing people i was thinking to take business and marketing this semester...what would be your advice for me?
I've often joked with workmates that in advertising, repetition is key. In advertising, repetition is key. The key to advertising is repetition. Did I mention that in advertising, repetition is key?
where did you see repetition??:)
"I'm a great lover"
"I'm a great lover"
"I'm a great lover"
Remember, in advertising, repetition is key. I'm going out to get some Pho. Who's with me?
are you?? then I AM WITH YOU.....on this
It's so awesome I can hardly believe it. Rare beef pho.... mmm
pho you like pho? mmmm.. i like the leaves and the pepper. combo5a "pho99" try the spring roll too. i bet you like bobba too? no? yes? no? do you squeeze lime as well? mmmm. "pho99" fha.
yo know what they say.. "the key to a man's heart is through his stomach"
I do squeeze the lime! So many delicious noodles and thin rare sliced beef!
I don't know what Bobba is, I'm going to investigate that. I like Bi-bim-bop. Do you bi-bim-bop? ahahaha!
shes my next door neighbor.
I AM with you
hahaha thanks for the clear explanation Ivan
do you think they have "crevettes" taste
Yes. I do.
hate to leave you .........my long weekend starts NOW
Enjoy! See you when you come back. Have a crevette pour moi!
I'm not sure about the PR example. That might be genuine word-of-mouth (as opposed to the undentified brand ambassador) unless the speaker is trying to unload her "great lover."
"Small enough to care, big enough to feel cramped in coach."
Sales: I'm a great lover - money back if you're not satisfied, let's go.
Haha! Good one. :)
I define advertising as sitting in front of a cozy, warm fireplace, patiently tossing in $100 bills. Every now and then, someone walks by, notices an interesting little tendril of smoke or maybe a crackle from the fire, and says "Neat!"
My goddaughter (an ad-agency account sup in Chicago) counters this by defining public relations as: "Walking around with a piece of paper that has lots of words on it and saying 'Is this interesting to you?' over and over..."
hey.... its a beautiful idea.....
No offense Greg, but your goddaughter's example of public relations is completely spot-off, as are all these others, in my humble opinion (Tricky, I think yours applies, but only in a rude-imentary way.... :^)). If these examples were true to what public relations is, it would be worthless; the truth is, there's a lot more to it, and that's why it's so valuable. Of course, there's a lot more to all these facets of marketing, even though saying so takes away from the humor of the original junk email and this funny illustration. So, in the spirit of the illustration, here's what I believe is a better example of public relations:
Hey, how are you? It's really nice to meet you. I love your earrings; I just bought some jewelry for my wife but couldn't find any earrings as gorgeous as those. By the way, I'm married... but on behalf of my friend, I'm wondering if you're single, or have any single friends? If you do, you may be interested in my buddy who -- according to some very reliable sources I can provide -- is confirmed as being great lover. I mean, he's such a great lover that he actually has a reputation for it. If you wanted to know more or check the sources, I'm happy to get you that info. I also have digital photos and slides I can send you by email, FTP site or overnight express. Not interested? No worries at all; can I get you another drink from the bar? Also, where did you get those earrings?
it's a comic. the point is not to get an in depth specific definition.
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This is a good way to describe it I agree, however its a bit more complicated than that, Marketing particularly involves more.
i have the same attitude with you ,Marketing is a larger conception than others.but this picture is really very good .
Истина ли е Това?
It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
Пидоры! Идите нахуй со своим PR'ом!
marketin is a place where buyer and seller meets each other for business transection.
like every day sales person salling their product..
advertising just give news about the products.
as we watching on TV about different features adding in mobiles.
public relation makes these sucess..
after sell your product is not finished your market you have to inform your customers about new features
an you explain " public relation makes it success" . I do not know it.
Gr8.... Perfect bro.
Great post, made me laugh - I can see myself using someo of these examples with clients ;)
Ha. ... :P it's so very true.
Nice sharing...Its giving an insight view of marketing
i think marketing and selling is much different, as marketing is all about customer satisfaction and customer delight, but selling is all about direct profit,,
i like very much that example
I disagree with the advertising panel.
If the purpose of marketing is to bring your services or product to the attention of the masses then the purpose of advertisement is to convince a targeted few why your service or product is right for them. Maybe it could be explained this way:
Marketing - “I’m a great lover.”
Advertising - “I’m just the right lover for you.”
See your expression, it's easy to understand the difference between them. Thank you for sharing. Looking forward to reading more information!
that is so great and uderstandable pics which every one is able to clearly know the difference between Marketing,PR,and Advertising
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La verdad es genial esa descripción. ES MUY CLARA!
Gracias por el dato. Sobre todo en cuanto a Branding era mi duda. No tengo idea de lo es Bright Eyes, es una película? una banda? o qué?
Gr8! By this example my confusion has cleared .
not bad, i loved this explication :)))
Leave it to Sales then to reinterpret all of your great messaging:
SALES "I'm a great lover, all of my other girlfriends say so."
thanks, cool explanations about marketing, pr and ads !! )
can i link this site to my blog? this is great info the visual is perfect!
i love how all of this is put into business talk
I like thist article very much ,Thank you for sharing! When I cliked on the title-a title I might add,which is quite good. This post particularly caught my attention. hanks for sharing look forward your new posts 8
i've ever seen this and getting bored with this.. nothing special..
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