Copyranter

• Nine most depressing ad rewrites from "Depressed Copywriter"
• Ladies! Would you wear these fashion tights?
• The best Pictionary ads you'll ever see in your life.
• The back of a Canadian Corn Pops box.
• This is how they're selling mobile phones in Russia (SEX).

• What exactly is this sleazy dating site billboard saying?
• The best commercial of the year, so far.
• 1960s Tiparillo ads were very chesty (six ads).
• Kind of creepy Stock Photo of the Week.
• And, this gentleman is cooler than you, me, and everybody we know.

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• 10 very offensive fake ads.
• McDonald's introduces new happier Happy Meal.
• The best rolling skating rink commercial ever.
• 15 "Only in Russia" photos to puzzle over.
• Is this any way to sell lingerie (YES)?

• 19 Insane Hitler Ads (today is his 123rd birthday).
• The most disgusting restaurant ad I've ever seen.
• How douchey will the polo player get on Ralph Lauren polo shirts?
• Unfortunate victim of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks.
• 6 of the hottest girls of Amsterdam's Red Light District (not what you think).

• Really Awkward Stock Photo of the Week.
• "Mad Men" era Sexist Ad of the Week #2. 
• Two new very vulgar, very real Durex ads.
• Senior Citizens doing it Doggystyle in safe sex PSA.
• Boobstagram—fighting breast cancer with Instagram boob photos.

Here comes Peter Rottentail
Hoping Down the Molestin' Trail
Hippity Hoppity, his Carrot is Erect

Images (click them) via Mitch O'Connell.

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• The Sleaziest Car Ad I've Ever Seen.
• Virgin Billboard in London Gets Hilariously, Vulgarly Defaced.
• Play a Guitar with Your Piss Stream.
• Xbox Your Balls (Testicular Cancer Ads).
• "Mad Men" Era Sexist Ad of the Week.

This is a real trick, no tricks.
Read the reddit comments for more info.

Cats. Can't. Dance.
Previous cat GIF.

"It's CatSlinky, It's CatSlinky
For Fun, the Best of the Toys
It's CatSlinky, It's CatSlinky
The Favorite of Girls and Boys"
Previous curated cat GIFs start here.

(via)
She's looking for a red card on the kid with that fake fall.
Previous epic non-cat GIF:
• The Jesus.

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For the Society for Abandoned Animals in Hong Kong. This is stupid on so many levels, I don't know where to begin. From the press note:
"During peak hours, real size dead pet stickers were placed on the ground of outdoor car parks where abandoned pets will likely be wandering around. When a vehicle stopped by, we actually created the visual impact of an animal being hit down."
Your message is nearly unreadable on the stickers. You're making me late for work. You're getting your message out to literally tens of people. You should have donated the money spent on this awards-grab bullshit to the Society.
Ad agency: Draftfcb, Hong Kong.
Previously in: Fake Dead Dog Advertising (this one is pretty funny).

I am a lifelong Montreal Canadiens fan. And, therefore, there is nothing on this ever-warming planet that I hate more than the Boston Bruins and their slack-jawed, mono-syllabic fans.
The Bruin Bear spots of the past were funny. But, this, this here is brilliant. I laughed out loud two or three times. And this is just the teaser for more sit-com style shorts to come.
I don't think pencil-necked Jack Edwards should have been in on the fun, though; he's seriously the worst hockey play-by-play announcer in the history of ice.
Ad agency: Arnold Worldwide.

Unlike 90% of these types of PSAs, I think this new spot for UK children's charity NSPCC might actually prompt some action—because the kid actors sell it. It's good, but not quite as good as this amazingly powerful Irish child cruelty TV commercial from last year.
Directed by Amanda Boyle. Ad agency: Inferno, London.

(via BuzzFeed)
WINK, WINK (sigh).
Yes, it's a real ad, via The Netherlands.
It surpasses this fucked up German BK ad.

(click, via reddit)
Previously: Photoshop skills:
level, 4chan.

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Fridays suck fashion models' stinky feet for ad blogging.
Anyway, did you know Jacksonville Fashion Week is going on RIGHT NOW? Did you know Jacksonville had a Fashion Week? Did you know Jacksonville had fashion? Well, Pilot jumped all over this fucking marketing goldmine with a program ad. And you're a better person for knowing all this. Ad agency: Bright Red TBWA.
Previous noteworthy pen ad:
• Barack Obama exploited to sell uni-ball pens.
Related: Chase loses the Bank Pens War.

Hmm. It appears to this cat GIF expert that the 2nd feline was tossed.
Thoughts?
Previous GIF where a pet destroys a kid.